I need a suitable supper. I want noodles or something but I think I’m restricted to bollocks like cereal or toast. I want some fricken savoury shit man.

(Source: kitteninspaghetti)

girlsofsummerrr:

So, this is my parents. I’ve posted this before but i really love this photo a lot!! Anyways, today is this beautiful ladies birthday! Unfortunately i’m nae even gonae be in fife to spend the day with her. 

I hope you have an amazing day Mamma G, you deserve the world and more, i love you millions, Happy birthday! <3

Coolest wedding photo.

“Nightingales are put in cages because their songs give pleasure. Whoever heard of keeping a crow?” Rumi

bollocksandbowties:

bollocksandbowties:

One day I will be a beautiful butterfly.

Ruby why would you even do this you are a smelly pirate hooker.

omg

Oh, right.

(Source: mo0naddict)

bollocksandbowties:

One day I will be a beautiful butterfly.

Ruby why would you even do this you are a smelly pirate hooker.

FUCK YEAH SUPER EFFECTIVE: A lovely list of things in Pokemon that do not make sense...

x-rynne-x:

• You can’t catch fainted Pokemon.
• You need to TALK to someone else before giving your Pokemon a new nickname
• Scyther and Gyarados are flying type. They can’t fly.
• Dig on water.
• Dive on land.
• Pokemon get buried on the upper floors of buildings.
• No matter where you are, Prof….

(Source: kaispanties)

My hand is a fucking nebula. Tumblr famous now k.

rubysoho-:

bollocksandbowties:

Reppin’ the URL like yeahhhh.

 Awww fuck he’s cute. mwah.

(Source: atotaldick)