Cab Vol tonight is going to be GROSS on my part because I had to shower by the light of my phone and dry myself with already wet towel so I’m not feeling too fresh. The Edinburgh Ladies will be swooning.
So tired but can’t sleep. And I keep looking at the time and thinking oh shit, I have a train to catch in 6 hours, I wonder if I’ll make it…
I smell awesome come sniff me
I very nearly bought some desert boots out of Shatalan but the only size 9’s there were already falling apart so I took that as a bad sign.
Oh man that’s pretty cool! Rooks are in my top 5
team corvid 4 life
tagged as hollysses
Dog not wanting to play with me.
How many “~fashion rules~” am I breaking?
Dumb little post about how I fed a rook some bread today and he came super close and just watched me for ages while I was eating a sammich and then when I was done I like made an empty hand gesture and he was all pfft whatever dude and flew away. Made me real happy but Catrina was being a jobby and freaking out about a wee black bird, smh.
- joke about the queen
- joke about people from lower socio economic classes
- joke about old person
- stupid voice
Look at that I’ve written a Russell Howard stand up set.
The number of people that think I’m Cool has now reached 2 real life people and 1 internet person. I am so happy.
Cool as a cucumber.
I am a delight to be around.
I really would not be surprised if penguins turned out to be an elaborate hoax.